A JOKE about Miley Cyrus has topped a list of the funniest modern day Christmas cracker jokes.
Televsion channel Gold launched a Twitter competition to revamp outdated cracker jokes.
Take a look at the top ten jokes below. Think you have a funnier joke? Leave a comment below.
1) What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky.
2)Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Beause they were two deer.
3) Mary and Joseph - now they have a stable relationship.
4) What does the Queen call her Chrsitmas Broadcast? The One Show.
5) What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker.
6) Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care.
7) How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger.
8) Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calenders? Because their days are numbered.
9) How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed? You've got three extra hoes.
10) Why was the Brussel sprout sent to prison? Because it was a repeat offender.